10) While spinning naked, at zero gravity, in the space shuttle
9) While stuck in a broken elevator with five strangers
8) The exact moment you pass through the metal detector at airport security
7) While delivering your first baby (you’re the doctor)
6) While standing on the diving board at the public pool
5) While performing the “how many clowns can we fit in this VW Bug” trick at the circus
4) While lying face down on the proctologist’s examination table
3) While climbing into bed on your wedding night
2) While leading a post cave-in escape through a very narrow passage
1) While looking down the barrel of gun of a man with a hair-trigger and a sensitive nose
Tuesday, May 6, 2008
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15 comments:
I'm scared to ask what might have prompted this post...anything you want to share? lol
Very funny.
Too bad for my dr...(j/k)
Wow...how about while bungee jumping? LOL :) Great post!
Game seven of the world series. The series is tied three to three. It's the bottom of the ninth with two outs showing and you're looking at a full count. The game is tied. The whole world is watching. The pitcher throws a fast ball at the heart of the plate. You swing for the fence and... S.E.D.
#11) First day on the job as a teppanyaki chef as you perform the "catch the egg in the hat" trick.
Gross.
What's your new fascination with poop and boogers?
Is there ever a good moment to experience explosive diarrhea?
Just wondering...
If there is let me know.
Wow, that last comment was harsh, I have no idea who you are but I do know Randy so you can't be THAT freakish so you can comment on my blog anytime you want.
Regarding what Kara wrote...everyone around here comments on strangers' blogs. It's one of the fun parts of blogging. Why is that upseting?
He must have made an upseting comment on her blog...
I don't know the UnMighty and this is my first time to read his blog, but since he made a comment on my blog, I decided to come visit and return the favor. It's common etiquette in the blogosphere.
I think civil war drama's spark diarrhea. I think you would agree.
You are officially the top 10 master.
Um.... funny
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